…a young miscreant once let his pet crocodile into the Puddin' River when it grew too big to keep in his bathtub.

Nobody expected ol' Claudia, that crocodile, to make it... but to everyone's horror, Claudia grew big, fat, and ornery off a steady diet of toxic waste runoff!

The old outhouse farmer Michael kept down by his fishin' spot was known to be a frequent haunt of ol' Claudia, who loved catchin' and chowing down on the rats lured by the enticing sewage.

One unfortunate day, Claudia woke up extra angry with a mean toothache and a rumbling belly. Farmer Michael sat down to do his business just as Claudia decided maybe her next meal was going to be farmer Michael himself!

Ol' Harlan, Michael's farm hand and amateur reptile wrangler, heard a racket down by the fishin' spot that was more than Michael's usual outhouse grunting.

He dashed down the trail and saw the infamous Claudia taking off with the outhouse on her back, Michael still aboard, pants around his ankles!

The opportunity he'd been a-waitin' for arose and he leapt into action, straddling the croc herself to steer his beloved Michael to safety.